Rules

  • TEXT me when you are available to see me, for in-call; within 30 minutes, or "on demand" freshly showered and with that minty fresh 😘 breath. If your interest is booking an appointment well in advance, for in-call or outcall, to private residences only; feel free to text me or utilize the "Book Me" feature and provide me your appointment details which I receive via email once per day.
  • As part of the process of verification, you will be required to provide me a picture of your genitals; yes, really. I have heard every excuse you can fathom of why you can't. My favorite is "I am driving right now". You are driving down the road, browsing provider profiles and texting. That is pretty damn talented! I'll bet you can manage the picture. It is not optional guys. Figure it out BEFORE contacting me.
  • Donations are for my time only. A deposit in full will be required to reserve my time for all outcall and advance in-call appointments. This shows respect and intent to follow through, eliminating the childish games little boy's play. It's a scam you say? Clearly you have not taken the time to read my reviews and verified profiles, please take the time to do so. I have more to loose then you by not following through.
  • I take the time to prepare to see you guys. Please take the time to prepare to see me. You must be freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice and have minty-fresh breath to visit with me. I will ask you to leave with no refund if your hygiene is lacking. You would think this is common sense, but really, let me tell you some stories. Shit stains on the sheets anyone?
  • White men only. No cops, pimps, drugs or drug dealers.